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  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lVluse : I don't always comment, but when I do, I try to make a relevant connection to the post or to the comment I am replying to.

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Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14560) - you deserved it (34748)

On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26258) - you deserved it (2692)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (11313)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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