About lVluse : I don't always comment, but when I do, I try to make a relevant connection to the post or to the comment I am replying to.
lVluse's FML badges
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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lVluse's favorite FMLs
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
by coolkid111 / 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
by Damn.... / 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm / Ireland / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, my girlfriend and I woke up in a frisky mood and after a very quick glance around the house… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest…