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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30196) - you deserved it (5658)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML


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On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML


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On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML


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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

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