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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About l4urenz : American Football #37

14 years old

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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l4urenz's favorite FMLs

Today, after not going out in over a year, I finally agreed to go out with some friends. I had a lot of fun and was very happy, up until when I was on my way back home and I noticed my car's sunroof had been stolen. FML

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML


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On 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm - money - by Notfamous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by mmv - United States (Colorado)

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