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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3430
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About l23VIVE : Guten Tag! Hallå! Hello! I am Calvin, I'm single (not that you care), I love history, swimming, reading, A Song of Ice and Fire, Doctor Who (Specifically David Tennant), hugging random people, FML, Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Civilization V, and Germany.
My gamertag is L23VIVE, add me if you wantMy favorite FMLers- NoorFML (acknowledged my existence 8/12/12) , DocBastard, Perdix (acknowledged my existence 8/12/12) Baustigt (acknowledged my existence 6/17/13), ManintheMachine
I invented the TARDIS, sex, the cake (IT'S A LIE), Chuck Norris, Jon Snow, Lemon Grenades, the Sonic Screwdriver, the Roman Empire, Green Day, the Soviet Union, the Panzerkampfwagen V, Hydrogen, Dragons, Yoda, the color blue, Milk Duds, Gordon Freeman, FML, Carbon, Daleks, The Droids you're looking for and the Xbox 360
My email is 4ss4ss1n05@gmail.com
Allons-y! Oh, and brace yourselves... Winter is Coming...

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Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7890) - you deserved it (31565)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

#19684579
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17116) - you deserved it (2724)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33370) - you deserved it (9043)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

#19670300
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (2601)

On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (3945)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46094) - you deserved it (8845)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (3930)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (3930)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

#19536517
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23630) - you deserved it (3921)

On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28288) - you deserved it (3618)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19190) - you deserved it (3592)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9290) - you deserved it (17831)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML

#19488464
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24031) - you deserved it (2402)

On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML

#19484491
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24184) - you deserved it (2680)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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