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Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24472) - you deserved it (36107)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

#1783104 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (12581) - you deserved it (58025)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

#1767727 (732)

I agree, your life sucks (8155) - you deserved it (140213)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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