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Today... my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs an a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. fat FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was going down on mah girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip . I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!" . Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't" . FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by tehhotness (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was out with mah friend . My six year old daughter was also with us . While we were walking through the parking lot, mah daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , On Mah 18th Brthday , Mah Mom Told Me The Man I Thought Was Mah Father 4 18 Years Was Actually Mah Father , An Mah Real Father Was In Prison 4 Murder. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boss asked me "can I give u some constructive criticism?" . I said yes . He tells me "Your work is really shit . You have no talent an I can't figure out why I hred you." FML

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