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kylxyisbomb
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kylxyisbomb : My friend showed me this site... it used to make me laugh... now it's just sad... but entertaining still haha.
:D luv you all!!!!!

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Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (12095)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19425) - you deserved it (3946)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28894) - you deserved it (5005)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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