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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kylerzonca1 : Hey yall, im 16 name is Kyle im a pretty cool dude according to some people. here for the laughs and friends.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56811) - you deserved it (11354)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

#4570471
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I agree, your life sucks (45199) - you deserved it (7418)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67760) - you deserved it (7611)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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