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About kylerzonca1 : Hey yall, im 16 name is Kyle im a pretty cool dude according to some people. here for the laughs and friends.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
Friday 5 February 2016