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kyleekay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10790
  • Number of comments : 2043
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kyleekay : 23 years young, pierced & tattooed. I work at a Software company based in Washington.

Twitter: @surekylee
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Yesterday, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decidd to teach her the dance. When she showd her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decidd to bend over and moon them. FML

#19856741
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (2601)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday, I Usd A Rd-eye Removal Tool On One Of Mah Photos . I Quickly Realisd How Bad Mah Acne Is When The Software Couldn't Distinguish Between Mah Eyes And Cheeks . FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (2547) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today... I sent mah boyfriend a nude picture... he sent it back to me with a mustache on mah face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (8990)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I confessed feeling to the girl I've been in love with fir three yeres. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me y I had to have chosen her. FML

#19850692
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (2395)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today.!! !! I discoverd mah children had found mah vibrator an burid it in the cat's litter box !! FML

#19850668
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (11135)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (5366)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , ma boss grabbed ma arm , raised it above ma ead , closed ma oter and into a fist , an pused it into is armpit. After staring at me fir several seconds , e winked an left witout saying a word. Tis isn't te weirdest ting e's done , an I'm actually starting to fear fir ma safety. FML

#19846175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26754) - you deserved it (2156)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and looool I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try 4 himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" fat FML

#19844556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20641) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (4876)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

#19843298
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (2327)

On 06/25/2012 at 3:00am - love - by waaah (woman) - Australia

Today, mah daughtar triad to snaak out of tha housa. Whan I caught har, sha fraakad out an punchad ma in tha faca. Sha than ( snappad out of it ) an claimad sha was slaapwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

I was talking with mah wife of five years, an I gave her a few hints about wanting kids . After our talk, she lookd at me completely serious an said ( Yeah, yeah, kids are great an all, but can't we just get you a dog? ) FML

#19841919
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21487) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on mah iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, an should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (3074)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on mah iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, an should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (3074)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a party, I told a joke to mah crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard mah model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML



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