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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (19 years)
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Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML


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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I heard mah next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto mah balcony an asked if everything was okay, an if she needed anything. She an her boyfriend shout back in unison: ( We're F*ing, go away ). FML


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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML


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