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kylecoleman96
  • Town/Country : country club hills, illinois
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kylecoleman96 : im a fun lovinq kid & have lots of friends

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59540) - you deserved it (6011)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (209478) - you deserved it (94690)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
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I agree, your life sucks (79981) - you deserved it (21095)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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