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kyle_kbo20
  • Town/Country : oelwein, iowa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kyle_kbo20 : You love me cuz im gay, and im everything you've ever wanted.

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Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back and hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

#4757716
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I agree, your life sucks (5220) - you deserved it (35331)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:08pm - misc - by Susan (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

#4137553
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (20345)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

#3613617
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43765) - you deserved it (3069)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11064) - you deserved it (50357)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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