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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today... I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy... but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable cuz there haunted. FML

#21300362
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25447) - you deserved it (5210)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I actually uttered the words: "Those are mah good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37397) - you deserved it (8708)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Took Mah Kids To An Easter Party Hosted By A Local Church. The Nice Lady In Charge Told The Kids, ( Jesus Died, But He Rose To Life Again! ) My 9 Year Old Screamed, ( LIKE A ZOMBIE! ) Big Fat FML

#21116666
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (7974)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other an laughed 4 about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

#21036142
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42452) - you deserved it (5420)

On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

#21027645
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (16752)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I PUKED UP AN ANTI-NAUSEA PILL!! FML

#21026645
133 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39475) - you deserved it (11031)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62128) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today , I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like !! She replied , "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it !! I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing !! FML

#21014568
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37408) - you deserved it (7770)

On 01/02/2014 at 6:49pm - misc - by Andrew (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I dyed mah hair. And mah forehead. And mah ears. And mah arms. And mah hands. FML

Today , as a part of ma looool autobiograpy project fir scool , I needd to ave 2 friends an 2 family members eac write me a letter. I endd up aving to forge 3 letters. FML

#20964402
60 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 10:28am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account !! FML

#20962344
94 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML

#20941322
190 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decidd to go to a bar and make me wait in the car cuz I'm now the designatd driver. FML

#20928623
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45705) - you deserved it (4444)

On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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