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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1288
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kwchambers92 : Now known as Jesus on FML, like it? No? Too bad!

Born 1/23/45 HAH! Not try 5/16/92
I'm an asshole, dick, douche, whatever you prefer, but I'm happy with who I am and what I have, so what can you do right? I hate judgmental people, college brats, spoiled brats, people who don't accept you for what you are, and people in general.

I really enjoy punching, kicking, elbowing, or kneeing peoples faces, as well as scissor trips, armbars, hip tosses, miracle tosses, and teeps.
5ft 11in tall, 170-185 lbs
Muay Thai, Judo, BJJ, Kickboxing, Wrestling

"Sometimes your flush and sometimes you're bust, when you're up it's never as good as it seems and when you're down you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on"
"I'm not a racist dick I hate everybody"

If for some reason, you think of me as a hero of some sort, please do let me know.

Jesus out

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