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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1069
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kwchambers92 : Now known as Jesus on FML, like it? No? Too bad!

Born 1/23/45 HAH! Not try 5/16/92
I'm an asshole, dick, douche, whatever you prefer, but I'm happy with who I am and what I have, so what can you do right? I hate judgmental people, college brats, spoiled brats, people who don't accept you for what you are, and people in general.

I really enjoy punching, kicking, elbowing, or kneeing peoples faces, as well as scissor trips, armbars, hip tosses, miracle tosses, and teeps.
5ft 11in tall, 170-185 lbs
Muay Thai, Judo, BJJ, Kickboxing, Wrestling

"Sometimes your flush and sometimes you're bust, when you're up it's never as good as it seems and when you're down you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on"
"I'm not a racist dick I hate everybody"

If for some reason, you think of me as a hero of some sort, please do let me know.

Jesus out

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kwchambers92's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19901) - you deserved it (9993)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

#17861962
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36994) - you deserved it (4426)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

#17762690
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9662) - you deserved it (35782)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12874) - you deserved it (24508)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13156) - you deserved it (34758)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12222) - you deserved it (28390)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (2555)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28201) - you deserved it (2520)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML

#17368765
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (24714)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm - work - by Donny - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8640) - you deserved it (112798)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32150) - you deserved it (4761)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2822)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (14862)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43769) - you deserved it (4593)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13975) - you deserved it (42144)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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