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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kwchambers92 : Now known as Jesus on FML, like it? No? Too bad!

Born 1/23/45 HAH! Not try 5/16/92
I'm an asshole, dick, douche, whatever you prefer, but I'm happy with who I am and what I have, so what can you do right? I hate judgmental people, college brats, spoiled brats, people who don't accept you for what you are, and people in general.

I really enjoy punching, kicking, elbowing, or kneeing peoples faces, as well as scissor trips, armbars, hip tosses, miracle tosses, and teeps.
5ft 11in tall, 170-185 lbs
Muay Thai, Judo, BJJ, Kickboxing, Wrestling

"Sometimes your flush and sometimes you're bust, when you're up it's never as good as it seems and when you're down you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on"
"I'm not a racist dick I hate everybody"

If for some reason, you think of me as a hero of some sort, please do let me know.

Jesus out

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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19299) - you deserved it (2465)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

#19474483
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26297) - you deserved it (3329)

On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (6398)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14302) - you deserved it (25306)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (1829)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26787) - you deserved it (7947)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22727) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28935) - you deserved it (3022)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (1893)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43682) - you deserved it (3330)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

#18061618
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26424) - you deserved it (5378)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

#18061589
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14888) - you deserved it (46102)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (4015)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States



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