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  • Town/Country : Utah, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30341) - you deserved it (4149)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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