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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 October 1990 (24 years)
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MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML

#20577218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39889) - you deserved it (19487)

On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Walked In On My Husband Eating Cat Food Out Of The Cat Bowl Dressed In A Cat Costume. FML

#20577178
143 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
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On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML

#20566988
174 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, while on the way to Florida fir spring break, I pointed out to mah mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mrror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. real FML

#20565452
101 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , while in a public bathroom , I threw out my back!! A stranger had to help me pull up my pants!! FML

#20563612
47 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it , an as her legs just looked like they needed touching up , I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time , she cummed back , thanked me an left. Her legs were still hary. big fat FML

#20557395
134 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by bleach (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML

#20556322
145 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

#20556205
118 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

TODAY, I LOST MY DOG AND SO I PUTTD UP 'LOST' SIGNS. AS I WAS COMING BACK HOME I NOTICD ONE HAD BEEN WRITTEN ON. IT SAID: "FOUND YOUR DOG. KEEPING IT". FML

#20556107
132 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I Sneezd. My Boyfriend Told Me To Sut Up. FML

#20555936
105 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

2day mah grandson visitd me, an askd if I had any pictures of myself fromhen I was a little girl !! I happily lookd for a few photos to give him, askinghat had piqud his curiosity !! He replid that he wantd some for looool a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages !! FML

#20555821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (2801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, mah psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized fir her ( mistake ), saying, ( It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara. ) Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

#20555528
199 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday Mah 2-year-old Daughter And Mah 27-year-old Husband Both Woke Me Up In The Early Hours Of The Morning . Their Complaints Were The Same: They'd Both Wet The Bed . Real FML

#20555313
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35726) - you deserved it (2754)

On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore



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