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by no selfie for me / 04/16/2013 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
by LoLWut?? nd Why?? / 04/16/2013 at 12:01am / United States / Money
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm / United States / Love
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
by MyLifeSucks / 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Kutakito / 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
by Reno / 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML
by chrissy2 / 04/15/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BarBacked / 04/15/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Work
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by geeshock1987 / 04/15/2013 at 1:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…