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kurk626
  • Town/Country : Palm Springs, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kurk626 : Why hello there strange visitor! :D do you like my Domo pic? Anyways, I generally tend to be an amused bystander on fml and laugh at all the comments; though rare, I do occasionally put in my two cents. My favorite people on here are: Noor, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and DocBastard. I like to believe I'm social (and fun and out-going too) so I won't mind if you message me, in fact how about I message you back? haha :)

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Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44647) - you deserved it (7923)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53486) - you deserved it (3992)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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