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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kurk626 : Why hello there strange visitor! :D do you like my Domo pic? Anyways, I generally tend to be an amused bystander on fml and laugh at all the comments; though rare, I do occasionally put in my two cents. My favorite people on here are: Noor, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and DocBastard. I like to believe I'm social (and fun and out-going too) so I won't mind if you message me, in fact how about I message you back? haha :)

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Visits<b>ksama</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 9:39pm<b>hayfayday</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 1:36pm<b>jdyo3</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 12:07am<b>J355E</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 10:23am<b>Trollx</b> - the 09/18/2013 at 10:17am<b>Conn3ct</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 6:27pm<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 3:57pm<b>starile</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 8:48pm<b>pocketemo1997</b> - the 09/01/2013 at 12:48am<b>taylor27gang</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:24pm<b>supernaturalcat</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 7:29pm<b>Denny1</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 11:26pm<b>confusedAsFuck</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 5:00pm<b>olpally</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 5:31pm<b>jonsmith01973</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 8:30am<b>HeadlessSparrow</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 9:31pm<b>MOLLMcAWESOME</b> - the 06/22/2013 at 2:20am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/21/2013 at 12:39pm

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kurk626's favorite FMLs

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (8254)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60268) - you deserved it (5422)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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