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  • Town/Country : Severn, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
226 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773
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On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

#13291298
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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216 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain. I run to catch up and slip on a metal plate, and do a reverse superman onto my ass. FML

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89 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by Decker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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280 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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