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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20377) - you deserved it (51956)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14303) - you deserved it (47006)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57525) - you deserved it (5159)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51223) - you deserved it (11365)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:16am - intimacy - by easilyexited (man) - United States (Illinois)



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