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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 902
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

About ktm71125 : United States Marine Corps

How many fucks I give about how many FMLs I posted : 0


The first picture is me. The other pictures are my dog trying to match me

On a more serious note of you cared, I served in Anbar Province. I still wish I was out there so I could kick some more ass, but unfortunately I am not. The only question I have is: why did we spill so much American blood, so that we could pull all but 3k troops out and create a caliphate - Islamic State. It's unbelievable and makes me angry when I think about it. Can't wait for 2016. Unless more people decide next they want to make history and have a woman as president. Amazing how things like Benghazi are swept under the rug when it comes to Clinton, and Obama. Yet everyone thinks bush did 9/11. Because 2996 people would laugh hysterically at that.

Ok anyways if you would like to talk to me, not sure why you would but you can message me if you want, just don't ask stupid things.

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ktm71125's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30035) - you deserved it (2954)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17324) - you deserved it (32367)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

#21335128
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (26489)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

#21276185
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34203) - you deserved it (3797)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (36211)

On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

#21068594
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (3946)

On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45989) - you deserved it (4950)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46507) - you deserved it (8746)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48545) - you deserved it (5219)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (8205)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59208) - you deserved it (3546)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51399) - you deserved it (11143)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54114) - you deserved it (3472)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47677) - you deserved it (5902)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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