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ktiskool

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ktiskool

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 947
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ktiskool : I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit... SO anyone with any info concerning Casper, the blood thirsty ghost, please contact me.

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ktiskool's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

#6998674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22586) - you deserved it (4111)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

#6985452
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (10509)

On 12/28/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

#6309981
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44386) - you deserved it (5663)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21269) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

#5626846
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16187) - you deserved it (4282)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

#5211678
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (3872)

On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (7575)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

#4656654
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40125) - you deserved it (4240)

On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by burned_away - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60716) - you deserved it (13295)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78645) - you deserved it (5105)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

#2565972
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46454) - you deserved it (15369)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)



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