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ktiskool

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ktiskool

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1608
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ktiskool : I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit... SO anyone with any info concerning Casper, the blood thirsty ghost, please contact me.

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:35am<b>napechinhey</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:32pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:42am<b>feven</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:11pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:11pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:23am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 3:32am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:37pm<b>xXkiller_hushXx</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:01am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:17pm<b>KhalidAhmad</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:47pm<b>baconisawesome</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:59am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:03am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:12am<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:21am<b>SeanV979</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:48am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:45am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:35pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:42am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:57am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:01am<b>patts_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:23am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:39pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:30pm<b>KingBoyLES2003</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:40am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:50am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:01am<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:43pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 9:34pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 8:30am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 5:39am

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ktiskool's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

#21341327
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (11904)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (3491)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50241) - you deserved it (14302)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29973) - you deserved it (25149)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (4548)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

#21252547
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36109) - you deserved it (17372)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43425) - you deserved it (8735)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (26280)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50413) - you deserved it (4196)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

#21171266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45793) - you deserved it (5486)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

#21095894
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43302) - you deserved it (5209)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)



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