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ktiskool

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ktiskool

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1604
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ktiskool : I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit... SO anyone with any info concerning Casper, the blood thirsty ghost, please contact me.

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:35am<b>napechinhey</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:32pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:42am<b>feven</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:11pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:11pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:23am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 3:32am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:37pm<b>xXkiller_hushXx</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:01am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:17pm<b>KhalidAhmad</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:47pm<b>baconisawesome</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:59am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:03am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:12am<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:21am<b>SeanV979</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:48am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:45am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:35pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:42am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:57am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:01am<b>patts_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:23am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:39pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:30pm<b>KingBoyLES2003</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:40am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:50am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:01am<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:43pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 9:34pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 8:30am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 5:39am

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ktiskool's favorite FMLs

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

#21456039
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm - misc - by RobotUnicorn1209 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24316) - you deserved it (4587)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26363) - you deserved it (2540)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29352) - you deserved it (4288)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

#21420621
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30675) - you deserved it (3933)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30586) - you deserved it (3469)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35250) - you deserved it (3101)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
101 comments

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27439) - you deserved it (5067)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (20554)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

#21349904
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39719) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38625) - you deserved it (4159)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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