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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27760) - you deserved it (12828)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28105) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3011)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36292) - you deserved it (7487)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

#4235040
415 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11171) - you deserved it (73612)

On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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