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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went camping with mah family. While I was using the shower house, mah sister decidd it'd be hilariou to run off with mah clothe and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely nakd, only for mah parent to bitch me out for streaking. FML

#20803187
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On 07/25/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food . After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down toward his crotch . He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to mah scrotum because it gets sweaty and stick to mah leg." FML

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
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On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me an said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I ASKED THIS REALLY CUTE GRL FOR HER NUMBER. I HAD NOTHING ELSE ON ME SO I TOLD HER TO WRITE IT ON A DOLLAR BILL. LATER , WITHOUT THINKING , I PUT IT IN A VENDING MACHINE. I FREAKED OUT AND FRANTICALLY PUSHED THE RETURN BUTTON. IT GAVE ME BACK QUARTERS. FML

Today... I was browsing porn in my room... when my dad bargd in. I quickly switchd to another tab... only to see it was parkd on another porn page. I had another browser window open... so I switchd to that. More porn. My dad said... "Riiiggghhhttt... You ned help... son." FML

#20779957
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On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

#20777059
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On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today after a night of heavy drinking , I woke up handcuffed to mah bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious an claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures , then left. FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by Sebastian20 (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, boss calld ma into his offica. Aftar yalling and firing ma, his assistant comas in talling him ha had mistakan ma 4 somaona alsa. Ha did not giva ma job back, as ha claimd it would maka an awkward work anvironmant. FML

#20635835
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On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)



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