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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About krystal_love : I'm Krystal.

I'm 14, I play guitar, I'm in love with music, I'm taken(02-14-09), I'm Christian and I love Jesus Christ, I hang out a lot--I love it, I love movies, I love going to shows, I'm really loud and outgoing, I'm really silly and take on any dare, I live life. That's about 0.01 % of my life that you just read, so talk to me, I don't bite... unless you're into that sorta thing :)

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krystal_love's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

#3308517
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23729) - you deserved it (44785)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91106) - you deserved it (6499)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

#3042247
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52626) - you deserved it (6125)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

#3036778
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38691) - you deserved it (4772)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

#2920786
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (45820)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

#2914098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48289) - you deserved it (13746)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6609)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94463) - you deserved it (19965)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66473) - you deserved it (14787)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

#2797369
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (51424)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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