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  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krystal2424 : I come on here to laugh and feel better about my life. :p haha I don't really care about the commenting drama as most on here.

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML


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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML


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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML


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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML


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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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