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krystal2424

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1370
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krystal2424 : I come on here to laugh and feel better about my life. :p haha I don't really care about the commenting drama as most on here.

krystal2424's page activity

Visits<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 4:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:47pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:11pm<b>deeznutz62</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 9:46pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 8:15am<b>liyate</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:49pm<b>km12315</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 12:55pm<b>nomad6</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:13pm<b>Zharroth</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:46pm<b>thatguy1531</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 11:41am<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:05pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:46am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 6:58pm<b>_Could_Be_Worse</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 11:44am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 4:55am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:34pm<b>silentlyhannah</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 9:02am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 1:52am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 12:47am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:34pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

krystal2424's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

by Scaredwitless / 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous