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About krmc82 : I'm just a weird person...
If you message me I'll message back. I like cheese, Metallica, and Blood On The Dance Floor.
If you're gonna be a dipshit gtfo my profile. I'm not hard to get along with other than that.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Friday 3 July 2015