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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About krithika_625 : typical engineering student with a stupid life.

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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
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I agree, your life sucks (42244) - you deserved it (5055)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
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I agree, your life sucks (29734) - you deserved it (22161)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45536) - you deserved it (6583)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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