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  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About krisxing : I'm a girl. Exciting, huh?

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Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23505) - you deserved it (2724)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (5932)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States



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