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kristywheeler1

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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kristywheeler1's favorite FMLs

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

#20832201
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42660) - you deserved it (6146)

On 08/11/2013 at 1:24pm - misc - by just about pissed off (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

#20130842
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7023) - you deserved it (46806)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (16261)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41868) - you deserved it (6925)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

#14600562
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21012) - you deserved it (3288)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5350) - you deserved it (77178)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

#4523157
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59107) - you deserved it (4922)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)



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