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  • Town/Country : Pasco, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend thought I was going to ask him if we wanted children together. Instead of talking about it, he pretended to have a violent seizure and die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (2469)

On 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm - love - by tessie94 (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26467) - you deserved it (4621)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23357) - you deserved it (1587)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25100) - you deserved it (6610)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26168) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (2334)

On 08/09/2015 at 8:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (3497)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11375) - you deserved it (48774)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39737) - you deserved it (2014)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (7858)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (1912)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while reading my girlfriends kid's a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (2215)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36881) - you deserved it (2292)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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