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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 June 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6720
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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krisnick's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

#21434786
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7942) - you deserved it (458)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:44am - work - by nevergiveinever - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

#21433955
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17593) - you deserved it (1114)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20888) - you deserved it (3571)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (3112)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

#21432440
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22835) - you deserved it (1450)

On 06/26/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

#21432392
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21990) - you deserved it (7178)

On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

#21430672
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25510) - you deserved it (3765)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23993) - you deserved it (5194)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML

#21430373
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (2332)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by imgay - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25165) - you deserved it (2977)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

#21429316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26901) - you deserved it (1647)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML

#21428990
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23619) - you deserved it (2384)

On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)



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