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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kriseliz : I'm an American girl

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Today, I found out mah mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a grl in high school . I didn't date anyone in high school . Apparently, guys never asked me out because mah best friend told everyone that I was her grlfriend . I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about . mega FML


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