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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kriseliz : I'm an American girl

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Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML


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