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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 October 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (1871)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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