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krisFrAnHeehar
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31831
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About krisFrAnHeehar : -Toast is cool
-I love my music and my band
-I love my band's name XLIGHTitUPX (oh and by the way the x's arent part of the name, just how i draw the symbol)
-I hate grammar freaks, unless you really have sucky grammar
-I hate when people TaLk LiKe ThIs (i only used it for my name cause the regular was taken :P)
-I really dont know why Im so interesting that you have to read this

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Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51387) - you deserved it (6101)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60190) - you deserved it (4699)

On 06/22/2009 at 5:03am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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