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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (12416)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59802) - you deserved it (6390)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
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I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (7368)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (59812)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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