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Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30725) - you deserved it (7949)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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