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Today , I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at mah face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (2116)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today , it's mah birthday!! My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom"!! looool That's how he putted it , anyway!! FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

I got mah score back fir the monologue I performed. I got points taken off fir "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30046) - you deserved it (2376)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26434) - you deserved it (4073)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY.. . MAH BOYFRIEND WOULD RATHER JERK OFF THAN HAVE SEX WITH ME . EVEN IF I'M NEXT TO HIM IN BD . FML

#19121562
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice looool to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1877)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I recievd an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me tat all te dirty e-mails I've been sending to erile se is away ave been accessible by teole family. FML

#19070641
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24067) - you deserved it (11929)

On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I took my girlfriend out fir a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came , we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
437 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I took ma first sower in weeks after aving ad spinal surgery. My sister flusd a toilet. I couldn't reac te nozzle or ma cane to get off te sower benc, and all I could do was sit tere as scalding ot water sprayd all over me. big fat FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36850) - you deserved it (1905)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today... ma wife made a joke about te size of ma package... so figuring all's fair in love and war... I bougt looool some laxatives to prank er wit. Tey took a lot longer to work tan I tougt... and I ended up lying in bed... listening to ma wife sitting er guts out in te batroom 4 over an our.

#18929275
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6875) - you deserved it (51633)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

yesterday I didn't have plans on shaving mah pubic hair. My grlfriend's brace thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18309) - you deserved it (36356)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile Over At A Friend's House, I Saw A Framed Picture Of A Young African Boy On Her Fridge. I Asked, "Oh, Is This One Of Those Kids U Adopt From Thrd World Countries? My Grandma Does That Too." She Responded, "What Do U Mean? That's Mah Cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9589) - you deserved it (36425)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile Over At A Friend's House, I Saw A Framed Picture Of A Young African Boy On Her Fridge. I Asked, "Oh, Is This One Of Those Kids U Adopt From Thrd World Countries? My Grandma Does That Too." She Responded, "What Do U Mean? That's Mah Cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9589) - you deserved it (36425)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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