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kramona

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1912
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kramona : Im kait!
I always try to be nice, fun, and genuine :)
I like to workout, hangout with my animals, read, and smoke.

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Visits<b>cletcher</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 1:34pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:37pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:20am<b>zjay</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:22am<b>halfbakedfool</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 2:29pm<b>sam144</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:11pm<b>MrCareless</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:48pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 8:30pm<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:39am<b>howard007</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 4:12pm<b>ThatLastKid</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:58am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 11:02am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:24pm<b>lilauer13</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:26pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:00am

Fucked!<b>cletcher</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:49pm<b>sam144</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 7:02am<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 1:39pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 5:02pm<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:25am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:00am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:07pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:05pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:40am<b>zjay</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:14am<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:42am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:22am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:53pm<b>aamir251</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:35am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:44pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:24am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:01am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:04pm

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kramona's favorite FMLs

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

#21482431
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32752) - you deserved it (4826)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

#21391907
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (3111)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

#21371044
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (3360)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32279) - you deserved it (8213)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (3975)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

#21349054
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35414) - you deserved it (2071)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (2537)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (5606)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41491) - you deserved it (7639)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25619) - you deserved it (16443)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML

#21330918
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (6365)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)



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