About kramona : Im kait!
I always try to be nice, fun, and genuine :)
I like to workout, hangout with my animals, read, and smoke.
About kramona : Im kait!
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Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML
by laureri / 03/13/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML
by misfitunfit / 03/12/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 8:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 10:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love
Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML
by goodbyediet / 01/30/2015 at 6:00am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML
by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by HannaMD / 01/26/2015 at 10:21am / Canada / Animals
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by myboyfriendisweird / 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…