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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About kramona : Im kait!
I always try to be nice, fun, and genuine :)
I like to workout, hangout with my animals, read, and smoke.

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Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML


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On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML


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On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML


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On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML


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On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML


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On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML


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On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML


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On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML


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On 11/21/2014 at 1:18pm - love - by Recluse (man) -

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