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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 16
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About krakalacka : Hey there! My name is David. I am currently living in Charlotte, NC and loving it! FML is a part of my daily ritual and love seeing the comments people leave. Thank you all for being part of this awesome website!

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