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kracker9017
  • Town/Country : south portland, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kracker9017 : I'm so smart I'm practically retarded
I hate clowns
AIM= keithfingcoburn
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Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

#219438 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (4112) - you deserved it (45328)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (163388) - you deserved it (32430)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (538048) - you deserved it (47576)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

#20313 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (75773) - you deserved it (3656)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)