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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86635) - you deserved it (18125)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
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I agree, your life sucks (39414) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39414) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
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I agree, your life sucks (39414) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46208) - you deserved it (3888)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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