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kottenje
  • Town/Country : West Monroe, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kottenje : Im a country boy from Louisiana.

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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