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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1989 (25 years)
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About kottenje : Im a country boy from Louisiana.

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20471) - you deserved it (59844)

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