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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (19 years)
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About kota_ann : Hey Fwed

i have proper manners not perfect grammer i cry/get mad very easily. Get job/life/laid(no not me). oranges . . . mmmmm:p. I stilll act like a kid. but most time im serious. count to seven:D. my favorite sign -$$$$.no doubt. i do not talk in messages unless theyre private. i dont believe in stupid questions i believe in stupid people(seriously).

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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