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kota_ann
  • Town/Country : Billings, Us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 133
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kota_ann : Hey Fwed

i have proper manners not perfect grammer i cry/get mad very easily. Get job/life/laid(no not me). oranges . . . mmmmm:p. I stilll act like a kid. but most time im serious. count to seven:D. my favorite sign -$$$$.no doubt. i do not talk in messages unless theyre private. i dont believe in stupid questions i believe in stupid people(seriously).

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8345) - you deserved it (35853)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97308) - you deserved it (23465)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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