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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 2000 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 48
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Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (9350)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50722) - you deserved it (19650)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (5011)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)



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