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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 2000 (14 years)
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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML


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