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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 38
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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44116) - you deserved it (16425)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33632) - you deserved it (4412)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)



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