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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (25 years)
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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9979) - you deserved it (71346)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1145073) - you deserved it (115371)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231362) - you deserved it (81133)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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