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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (22 years)
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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7401) - you deserved it (49035)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (149034) - you deserved it (22382)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (540)

I agree, your life sucks (255621) - you deserved it (35244)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753777) - you deserved it (63737)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147910) - you deserved it (55396)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (381328) - you deserved it (34544)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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