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Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (21862)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling eachother secrets and I told him i've shaved my upper lip. He said "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

#839552
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48904) - you deserved it (25758)

On 04/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

#458180
163 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 10:57pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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