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Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55920) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bd. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screamshen she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." big fat FML

#20759842
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44128) - you deserved it (4301)

On 07/02/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by good big sister? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 second off her record swim time . When I asked her how she did it, she replied, ( Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can . ) She's just been taking her time all these yeres . fat FML

#20759731
67 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

#20758994
100 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
79 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah fiancé paid a visit to mah parants so ha could ask mah dad's parmission to marry ma. My dad raspondad with, "Why buy tha cow whan u can milk it 4 fraa?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend calld me pretty. Not cuz he actually think I'm pretty but cuz "Hey how else is a guy supposd to get laid?" FML

#20754112
110 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet mah parents but I made him do it anyway!! One of the first things out of his mouth was , "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock , he added , "You know , when you made yur daughter! She's awesome!"

Yesterday , I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

#20719355
78 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today , at my new job at a funeral home , my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

#20710332
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40905) - you deserved it (4400)

On 06/06/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by :( (man) - United States



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